It’s been awhile since I’ve been to a library. I don’t like germs. I don’t like people. I stopped borrowing books after finding dozens of hairs between the pages of War and Peace. People would ask me to go to the library. I told them I could not read and eventually they stopped asking. But […]
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Still In The Dark About Light City
If you are opposed to a lot of extra lighting, you’ll wanna avoid Baltimore this week. Light City is underway. This is the third year and I still have no idea what it is. I know there are a lot of extra lights that are a part of exhibits such as “On the Wings of […]
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Overhead Signs On Beltway
Imagine my horror while on the beltway looking at an overhead sign, seeing a warning about radon. January is National Radon Action Month. I haven’t heard about radon since the 80’s! But now, thanks to those overhead signs, radon is top of mind. All I know about it is it can kill you and my […]
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The Mustache Is A Matter Of National Security
The mustache is now a matter of national security. That matter being John Bolton, the President’s pick for National Security Advisor. Some worry Bolton lusts for war. I’m worried about his bushy mustache. President Trump twice rejected Bolton for jobs because of his mustache. No joke. I wouldn’t want to hire a guy who looks […]
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Something Else For Your Pockets
As if you don’t have enough stuff to carry, the government now wants you to put something else in your pockets. Surgeon General Jerome Adams wants more Americans to carry the overdose reversal drug, Naloxone. Now, I’ve been accused of being selfish, but I must say it is totally unreasonable for the Surgeon General to […]
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Random Thoughts, Part V
I’ve become that person who wakes early on Sunday mornings, hungry, waiting for my favorite breakfast place to open.
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Random Thoughts, Part IV
Dental Technicians should be forced to stay in the room with you when you get an x-ray. Fair is fair.
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New Airline Pet Mixup
It’s now official…The last time anything good happened on a flight was when Sully Sullenberger landed on the Hudson River. Here’s another nightmare story about pets mixed up on a flight.
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Commentary-Airline Pet Screwups
You’ve probably been a victim of horrible airlines. This is my commentary about the dog victims…
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Random Thoughts, Part III
1) Why don’t dogs take sips of water between bites of food? 2) When my flight lands, I’m last to turn on my phone because I know that nobody is calling me 3) I like to go out at night because it’s harder for people to see me 4) It’s 2018. You don’t have to […]
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