FIREWORKS ARE EVIL

There are three things I hate: people, germs and fireworks. I have no problem with organized fireworks events far from me but if you launch them in your yard, you are selfish and obnoxious. You should be fined and jailed. Fireworks are the worst invention in history.

I was reading about how some veterans with PTSD dread July 4th because they’re terrorized by inconsiderate neighbors. Las Vegas has been telling people to keep in mind survivors of October’s mass shooting before selfishly launching fireworks that could scare victims.

Don’t be a menace. If you have the twisted desire to see explosions in the sky, go to an organized event. Don’t impose your stupid fireworks on me. And keep your happiness to yourself too.

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