I’ve always wanted to name a racehorse. On this eve of Preakness Eve, here are my suggestions:
Sergeant Slop, Swat the Fly, Muddy Harry, Flaring Nostrils, Funny Whinny, Only the Oat, Stable Stopper, My Jockey Hits Me, Singing Stallion, Buddy Can You Spare a Stall, Floating on the Track, Easily Spooked, Mean Kick Kimberly, Let’s be Neigh-bors, Throat Concussion, Down The Hatch, Make Room For Greatness and Jockey’s Chair.