The Mustache Is A Matter Of National Security

The mustache is now a matter of national security. That matter being John Bolton, the President’s pick for National Security Advisor. Some worry Bolton lusts for war. I’m worried about his bushy mustache. President Trump twice rejected Bolton for jobs because of his mustache. No joke. I wouldn’t want to hire a guy who looks […]

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Something Else For Your Pockets

As if you don’t have enough stuff to carry, the government now wants you to put something else in your pockets. Surgeon General Jerome Adams wants more Americans to carry the overdose reversal drug, Naloxone. Now, I’ve been accused of being selfish, but I must say it is totally unreasonable for the Surgeon General to […]

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