Overhead Signs On Beltway

Imagine my horror while on the beltway looking at an overhead sign, seeing a warning about radon. January is National Radon Action Month. I haven’t heard about radon since the 80’s! But now, thanks to those overhead signs, radon is top of mind. All I know about it is it can kill you and my […]

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The Mustache Is A Matter Of National Security

The mustache is now a matter of national security. That matter being John Bolton, the President’s pick for National Security Advisor. Some worry Bolton lusts for war. I’m worried about his bushy mustache. President Trump twice rejected Bolton for jobs because of his mustache. No joke. I wouldn’t want to hire a guy who looks […]

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Something Else For Your Pockets

As if you don’t have enough stuff to carry, the government now wants you to put something else in your pockets. Surgeon General Jerome Adams wants more Americans to carry the overdose reversal drug, Naloxone. Now, I’ve been accused of being selfish, but I must say it is totally unreasonable for the Surgeon General to […]

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Random Thoughts, Part III

1) Why don’t dogs take sips of water between bites of food? 2) When my flight lands, I’m last to turn on my phone because I know that nobody is calling me 3) I like to go out at night because it’s harder for people to see me 4) It’s 2018. You don’t have to […]

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