Random Thoughts, Part III

1) Why don’t dogs take sips of water between bites of food?

2) When my flight lands, I’m last to turn on my phone because I know that nobody is calling me

3) I like to go out at night because it’s harder for people to see me

4) It’s 2018. You don’t have to keep potato chips in the freezer anymore

5) Dump trucks seem to travel in herds

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