Here are some “Random Thoughts”…
1) I would not accept an invitation for coffee with Tommy Lee Jones
2) If you give me a fist bump to avoid germs, heads up, I end fist bumps by licking the other person’s fist
3 ) Life must be hell for a wardrobe that’s claustrophobic
4 ) If I were a baby, I’d abandon myself on a doorstep
5) It would probably be easy to come up with a name for a club for people with club feet